beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via encourage)

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You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn. My Ten Word Story (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: thr0wmyfaith, via truth-hurts-bitch)

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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via ugly)

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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via m0neyyy)

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